Alright, because we’re currently in the middle of ANOTHER mass influx of twitter users, I feel like we need to share some ground rules again:
1. This is a retirement village. The average age on this hellsite is over 30 now, and the energy levels match that. Long gone are the days of flame wars and discourse, so if you try to bring that back from Twitter you’re going to get hard candy thrown at you.
2. I repeat again for emphasis, your twitter mobs are not the vibe here. We like frogs and cottagecore, and breaking news via Destiel memes. Leave your pitchforks at the door.
3. The algorithm here is the enemy, nobody wants it and we do our best to ignore it. This isn’t twitter and its dopamine fueled cascade of breaking drama. Posts from 15 years ago still circulate regularly and still get added to. Feel free to reblog it for the 50th time.
4. The one rule here is “Yes And” - you see a post, you reblog and add to it. What if that post is about a fake 1950s Scorsese mobster movie? Doesn’t matter, jump on the Yes-And cowboy, we’re making it real.
5. NO CELEBRITIES, NO BRANDS, NO INFLUENCERS. We don’t stand for that kind of thing around these parts. Yes we have Neil Gaiman, Lynda Carter, Will Wheaton and The Chaser, but they are more just part of the furniture at this point (and I’m pretty sure the latter only log on when they’re drunk)
6. Try to have fun. I know we’ve all been scarred by the fires of Reddit, Facebook and Twitter but this site and its users does actually try to make the internet an enjoyable place to hang out, so please pull up a chair and join us.